Monday, January 28, 2008

Thomas

In the quiet hours of the morning, when the sun and moon are on both horizons, stiffened riders strut like wide-legged cowboys, taking down their tents and packing their gear.  We ride along a corridor of date palms and past squat, leafy groves of bananas. 

 

At the end of our ride, I met Thomas, a 23 year old man looking more like 13 year old boy.  He explains that his entire family looks like this.  I didn’t believe him at first, but as we spoke, both his command of English and understanding of business lead me to think otherwise.  Everything was business with him, including his gaze, concentrating on my every word; I could see he was intent on understanding every utterance.  As I spoke, he would take the last three words of my sentence and repeat them, like a mantra.  Muttering these changing words and then yes, yes, yes, he nodded his head and cast his staring eyes towards the Nile.  We sat along a whitewash wall, smoking shisha and watching busses and empty horse carriages trot along.

 

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Thoughts on Egypt

I am very excited to leave Egypt.  The most magnificent parts of Egypt has turned a people into greedy, cheating people.  It is typical to be cheated in most any purchase, they see foreigners as non stop source of income as few actually decide to spend more than a week within Egypt’s borders.  What makes the situation worse, is that the little English that is spoken is enough to encourage and welcome visitors.  They are overly nice and then increase prices as you get ready to pay.  Paul Therox relates them to a very helpful, friendly individual that at the last minute will pick your pocket.

 

The pyramids, among Egypt’s other treasures are a sight to behold, but to be honest, I would highly discourage one to visit Egypt.  Seeing the pyramids has always been a dream of mine, but the amount of tourists, the commoditization of these treasures, and the sheer cheating nature of locals spoil the Pyramid’s splendor. 

 

The children were another obstacle of Egypt—I mean this in a literal sense, as they hurl stones, sticks and even run after you when cycling.  I had children shout Fuck You and spit at me.  It was not just one spit, but a rapid fire succession of spit that the child must have been quelling from his mouth for quite a while.  I think that American children would not do this.  Perhaps they might out of boredom, if there was no Nintendo or TV to keep their attention. 

 

Really I think that American kids would not care if 63 Egyptians were cycling along a local road.  It is the young boys that are the worse, as they must impress their peers and take taunting a step further with each cyclist.  I think back to my childhood and the only memory I can recollect is me and a buddy throwing sticks at the under carriage of passing traffic.  It was not the smartest thing to do, standing on the corner directly in front of my house.  After about eight cars, I was caught and brought to my front door, ready to be scolded by my angry mother. 

 

I am looking forward to the sands of Sudan, no children, honest people and a barren desert to focus my mind.

 

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Walking around Aswan

Walking through the streets of Aswan, I observed the winds from the Nile blowing against men’s traditional robes, causing the robe to press against their bodies.  For most men it exposed a round gut, as if each man was hiding a basketball beneath his frock.  I also encountered three adolescents, either death or dumb, gesturing with their upper bodies.  Their movements seemed to mimic the harsh sounds of Arabic.

 

Riding along, we see men riding donkeys.  They look like a child riding a Labrador, dwarfing their transport with feet dangling inches above the road.  Idle Egyptians line the roadside with stalks of sugar cane, tearing away the green husk with their teeth.  Their hands draw the cane away from their mouth and gnaw on the white interior until it is bland, then begin on the next section of stalk.

 

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Valley of the Kings

Overlooking the Valley of the Kings, I relax on a high cliff.  Climb to my perch is layered like flint, threatening to slice my exposed toes.  Low clouds makes the Nile barely visible in the distance.  Varying sizes of green squares lay closer and a poor section of Luxor skirts the base of this quarry.  The dim, brown hillside is pockmarked with holes, each leading to a tomb of a previous ruler.  Threadlike trails run like a network of veins, sending locals and the odd tourist to unkempt tombs.      

 

My group and I deviated from the usual tourist entrance to find this roost.  Avoiding an 80 pound ticket, we found a narrowly beaten trail into the surrounding hillside.  We pass a hawker, selling Nile postcards and other tourist kitsch, and hike along the upper reaches of the Valley of the Kings—watching the paying tourists far below.

 

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Shisha

Shisha, a syrup marinated tobacco smoked from a water pipe, lifts my head as I sip a mint tea.  I am at a typical coffee shop serving tea, Turkish coffee and shisha.  In the haze of Shisha, Egyptians daze towards either me or the linoleum floors, as they puff their pipes.  The pipes rest either in their mouths or against the nook of a smile.  It looks as though they are playing an oboe or charming a snake, except inhaling rather than blowing. 

 

I also gaze downward, looking at the dirt that refuses to leave my fingernails.  My unwashed clothes are beginning to dull and I only notice my stench if I catch the scent of soap or something else clean.  Looking at the locals, I notice a darkened spot at the top of the forehead.  In muslim slang, it is called a raisin, resulting from pressing the head against the ground during daily prayers.  It is said that people who have raisins atop their head are pious.  An outside breeze sends ash from the coal across me, landing on my clothes like ashen snow and I turn my attention to my water pipe.        

 

Pulling air along the amber coal lights the shisha, sending the smoke it into the water beneath.  It then bubbles into a smoky waiting area and finally into the lungs.  They say that a session on a Shisha pipe is like smoking a pack of cigarettes.  Since we will enjoy only a few weeks of Arabian culture, I continue to indulge.

 

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The Ferry Crossing

The motto for our ferry crossing is hurry up and wait.  Our early arrival at the terminal saved us from the most chaotic seen imaginable—a weekly ferry being loaded with goods destined for Sudan.

 

A man is crouched in the entranceway, sweeping sugar from a burst bag.  He is blocking main entrance into the ship.  While waiting, I observe another man, also waiting. He has a few tomato seeds on his shoulder and a light stain of pink juice.  A bag containing tomatoes must have colored him as it was hoisted on his shoulder. 

 

As I make a climb to the top deck, we walk the through third class cabins.  There are rows of orange benches, all double backed.  The floor is painted white. Between foot traffic and dragging of boxes, the floor has been scratched to bare metal and dirtied with mud.  Turbaned men and scarved women lay with their children and are watching me walk through the mess.  They lay lazily, awaiting the ships departure. 

 

The ferry’s cabins and orange benches are numbered in Arabic.  Assuming our number characters are based on Arabic numerals, one would imagine it would be easy to figure out the cabin number.  If the cabin is labled 19, and you guess the number means 19, you would be correct.  However, assuming that cabin 10 is in fact cabin ten, you would be mistaken, as the “0” signifies a “5”.  You are looking at cabin 15. 

 

Foot space in the third class cabin is much a ground for argument.  One could comfortably have their feet occupy the space or sacrifice comfort for storage.  I witnessed several squabbles over this highly prized area, with one argument almost coming to fists.  Their argument halts traffic, as they block the aisle.  Passengers still try to bump through the argument, adding more rage to the quarrel.  The seated passengers retain their silent, lazy composure and watch the quarrel with a disinterested gaze.  A few gentlemen raise their jet black mustaches, exposing the white teeth, which seem to shine even brighter beneath the mustache.  They smile.  Perhaps they are reflecting on a time, in their younger days, where they were in such a predicament.  Or maybe thankful they are safely away from the action.  Any regular passenger has seen this hundreds of times.

 

Three hours past our scheduled departure time, goods are still being loaded onto the ferry at a feverish pace.  Unmarked cardboard boxes and their carriers barrel through the narrow aisles; unlooking they step on everything and people going the opposite direction against the wall.  Their frantic grunts of Arabic echo off the cabin walls as a staff member tries his best to slam the door shut.  Once the door is closed, loaders scream from outside and angry fists pound the steel door.  This dissuades the doorman to keep the door closed and a fresh flood of boxes and their carriers infiltrate the ferry and the frenzy resumes.

 

The artery of the ship begins at the entrance and then connects with a series of corridors, sending traffic throughout the ferry.  The main entrance smells of curdling cheese and some squatters have decided to make the hall their beds for the overnight journey.  It is hot with bodies, making the smell suffocating. 

 

On the top deck, life is cramped but much fresher.  The clouds from last nights sprinkling catch up to the dock and all of us are nervous about another cloudburst. This would soak us and all the goods sitting along side us.  The cool breezes from mainland smell damp and every sign points to rain—except for average rainfall statistics.  The ominous clouds loom until dusk, but are reluctant to deliver a reprise.  They do, however, block a blinding full moon that would have surely kept us awake.

 

Perpendicular, overfilled trucks defy the slope of the loading ramp.  Five men dangle their bodies from the higher side, using their negligible weight to counter the top heavy load.  An Egyptian frees ropes, causing an avalanche of cargo.  Sofa sized grain bags topple to either side as well as onto the anticipated place, a barge, now connecting our ferry to the dock.  White robed men scramble amongst the trucks, lifting the fallen grain bags and load the barge at a terrific pace.  Trucks leave empty, with a coil of rope in their bed. 

 

The assortment of good aboard ship is mystifying.  Half of the boat is laden with deteriorating cardboard boxes, exposing their wares the curious: rugs, pots, televisions, copy machines, printers, produce, cement mix, shoes, while the other half is filled with Twinkies.  Yes, Hostess Twinkies.  Our mouths dropped at the sight of trucks piled boxes of Twinkies.  The red and blue logo of Hostess and then the enlarged, underscored denotation of Twinkie.  We know that if the unthinkable happens, there are enough Twinkies to live off of or enough for each of us to have a box to float to shore.  To top off the strange assortment of cargo: 73 foreigners and 73 bicycles, hugging the rails watching the bedlam unfold.

 

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Best Seat in the House

The shrill screams of children and a busy road bring us to Luxor. From the doorways of mud huts across a canal, children gather to shriek Hellos and How are you?s to us. Some of the closer ones stand with stalks of sugarcane, ready to insert through our spokes; however, most just wave and hope we return the gesture.

Behind the children are fields of sugarcane, and further behind, a red streaked plateau. A line of palm trees buffer the fields from one another with the odd palm lost amid the crops. The branches of the lone palm seem to burst from the trunk like a firework frozen during its most spectacular moment. The palms make the landscape look primordial.

During a peaceful part of the ride, a caravan of tour buses shattered the silence and tore past us in speeds in excess of 150kph. This is in response to terrorist attacks on tourists in 1998 and again in 2002. The coach’s drawn curtains meant that eyes were likely closed or focused on television screens. What a way to experience Egypt, I thought to myself. Dodge manure, slip past donkey cart, pedal harder, avoid smiling child, smile and wave back, sip some water, switch gear, hop speed bump, stand to stretch legs; my mind and body are fully engaged. I smile knowing that my seat is the best in the house.

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